Q: How do you make a small fortune out of sports betting? Operator: Wow, why do you have a username like that?īettor: Why? You guys told me it had to be 6 characters long and include a capital! I don’t know what I am going to do.įriend: Well there are hockey games starting soon.īettor: I don’t know anything about hockey.īettor: My username is “Daffy Pluto Mickey Minnie Donald Road-Runner Speedy-Gonzales London”. I lost 15 out of 15 in college football, I lost 8 out of 8 in baseball and I lost 6 out of 6 in soccer. Husband: How do you lose 150 m฿ in the slot machines?īettor: My god, I had a terrible day today. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!īettor: Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble? I just won a ฿1000 20-leg parlay!īettor’s wife: Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?īettor: I don’t care. As a sports bettor, I completely misunderstood the crap table.īettor: Great news Suzan! Pack up your things. Last night I got thrown out of the casino. I have been very lucky with gambling, I never won. Please tell us your gambling jokes in the comments section!

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